May 2013
meladoodle:
i regret everything i ever do approximately 3.8 seconds after doing it
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
April 2013
“Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for...”
– Anonymous (via emtc)
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
excalilbur:
finnemoron:
what if
the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that
little girls would do it in the mirror and
when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are
that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
conchfishscates:
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
heartless:
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
darrenpoopspuppies:
squirrels don’t know the square root of x and they seem to be doing fine
“The odd thing about this life is always that you spend half your time trying to...”
– Tom Waits (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
funnybro:
Chewing mint gum then drinking water
